The Onion's AV Club has Q&A with Raleigh native and comic/actress Amy Sedaris (sister of the other famous former Raleigh native named Sedaris). You can read the entire thing
here. She apparently has a new book about crafts. Yes, crafts.
Here are some of the highlights. She even manages to reference her home state.
The A.V. Club: You were on Letterman a few weeks back, and you said you were sick of crafts. It must be a great time to be promoting a book about crafting.
Amy Sedaris: I know! And then everyone’s like, “Oh, we want to come over and craft with Amy!” “Craft with Amy” means you can help me fold my laundry, you can help me paint a wall. I just want to do projects, like, use people to do things for me. I don’t want to craft anymore.
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AVC: It seems like a large part of this book was an excuse for you to dress up.
AS: I know. I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop. And I save all my costumes. And then when I did the Dolly Parton video [for “Better Get To Livin’”], I met Adam Selman, who’s a costume-maker, and we hit it off immediately. And then I roped him into this project and he made all the costumes, which I love. And also the tricks of the trade, like using cork to make charcoal smudges on your face when I did the hobo—all that stuff is crafty. How to make a Jesus beard. So I really got into the characters in the book.
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AVC: Do you ever try to sell any of your crafts?
AS: Yeah. Sometimes I make these little zodiac cards for people for their birthday. So say your birthday is April 15, I’ll get out my birthday book and write down the strengths and weaknesses on a piece of construction paper, and surround it with some tinfoil stars. I sell them for a dollar.
AVC: Do you put googly eyes on them?
AS: No, it’s just the stars. Really plain. That’s the good thing about Simple Times. Whenever we were working on the book and doing all the sets and stuff, we would say, “Simple times test!” and then we would start to take away all the flavor, because poor people are always punished for not having any money. So we would take away the thing that gave it the extra pizzazz, and just make things easier. And I still do that today. If I’m making a card for someone, I’ll be like, “Simplify it,” and just make it as simple and uncomplicated as possible. And it always looks better.
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AVC: Do you make crafts for your own home? Looking through the book, I have this mental image of your home as being full of crab-claw roach clips.
AS: The roach clip, I do have. [Laughs.] And if I save a tomato can and I cover it with foil, I think there’s nothing prettier than that. There are some crafty things in my apartment, but it’s not overload. I do have some cardboard trim that I made for my shelves, and that’s why I put that in the book. My sister Gretchen makes great stuff, so I keep anything she makes me.
AVC: Do you make her anything in return?
AS: Yeah, I’ve sent her a few things, and she likes them. She made a lot of stuff in the book, and she made it really fast. She works a lot with nature. So she really took over my nature chapter, and the chapter about losing a pet. She has a lot of painted rocks and stuff she sent me. She’ll send me turkey feathers out of the blue, and I’m like, “What the hell am I supposed to do with these?”
AVC: How does she get those?
AS: She has her ways. She lives in North Carolina and she works for the parks. She designs the parks.
AVC: Is she tackling turkeys and stealing their fathers?
AS: [Laughs.] Yeah, these bug-infested feathers arrive in my home. I’m like, “No thank you.” But nowadays, these mega-craft stores make it so easy for people, where they just buy the kit, and then all they have to do is add a hinge or paint it. And I think that’s cheating. I think it’s really all about going to hobby shops if you need to, or making stuff up at home, and thinking quick on your feet. I don’t understand these big scrapbooking or big craft stores. I just don’t get that at all. I try not to go there for my supplies.